Gay Chinese Tourists?

So the Chinese love taking pictures of Americans. It doesn't make sense, but we've accepted it. So here I am, standing with five attractive American girls on the viewing deck. Who does the Chinese guy want to take a picture with? Yours truly. I'm not saying he's gay; he didn't have a lisp and didn't make a move on me. I'm just saying he has bad taste. As shown by his shirt. Fashion police! We have SUCH an emergency.