Chris sandwich . . . how delicious

So despite the fact that I'm wedged between two beautiful girls, I have a rather pained expression on my face. There are two reasons for this. First, the sun was in my eyes. Second, Lara smelled really bad. Not just a bit off, but REALLY bad. Week-old tuna in the sun with unshowered European skunk convention bad. If Lara reads this, she should replace all uses of the word "Lara" with "Meg."