Good ol' Shanghai

This is just a picture of downtown Shanghai. There's no interesting story behind it. So I'll make one up. This artificial lake was built by Ganghis Khan. He decided he wanted a 30 foot goldfish, so built the lake as its fish bowl. The fish only grew to 23.5 feet and was an enormous disappointment to Ganghis. Not so much because of its size, but because it spoke only French and was a member of a horrendously bad garage band. In the middle of the fishes first concert, Ganghis stabbed Koytery (this was his name) in the eye. This is why the Chinese use chopsticks.